"God writes a lot of comedy... the trouble is, he's stuck with so many bad actors who don't know how to play funny." ~ Garrison Keillor

"Television has done much for psychiatry by spreading information about it, as well as contributing to the need for it." ~ Alfred Hitchcock

"I still find each day too short for all the thoughts I want to think, all the walks I want to take, all the books I want to read, and all the friends I want to see." ~ John Burroughs

"All television is educational television. The question is: what is it teaching?" ~ Nicholas Johnson

"Finally, brothers and sisters, whatever is true, whatever is noble, whatever is right, whatever is pure, whatever is lovely, whatever is admirable—if anything is excellent or praiseworthy—think about such things." ~ Philippians 4:8 NIV

"The price of anything is the amount of life you exchange for it." ~ Henry David Thoreau

"The smallest bookstore still contains more ideas of worth than have been presented in the entire history of television." ~ Andrew Ross

"By their detestable practices they have filled it with their impurity from one end (of the land) to the other.." ~ Ezra 9:11b NIV

"I find television to be very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go in the other room and read a book." ~ Groucho Marx

If you came and you found a strange man... teaching your kids to punch each other, or trying to sell them all kinds of products, you'd kick him right out of the house, but here you are; you come in and the TV is on, and you don't think twice about it." ~ Jerome Singer

"Time has convinced me of one thing. Television is for appearing on, not looking at." ~ Noel Coward, attributed